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My five year old cousin drew a picture of me and I told her I liked it.
Then she said she would draw my friends. I told her I didn’t have any.
She said she would draw me some and she did.
This made me realize how fucking pathetic I was.
And remember this:
And let’s not forget the reason WHY he left:
If an absolute nut-case was planning on sacrificing an entire nation of people to absorb God and rule, would you just dick around with your children, let it happen and let them die, or would you sacrifice the happiness you have wanted for so long in order to find a way to stop those plans and implement that plan? Which one would have been more ass-holish?
And Grisha is just gonna come back and save the world from titans. None of them are bad dads. Except Gendo. He’s a piece of shit. Who has sex with a mom AND her daughter? Not at the same time, but it’s still an awful thing to do.
A famous rapper (Rick Ross) had a concert at my college and I’m just here watching the Avengers anime.
Granted, I would have gone if I stayed on campus because we look alike.
I don’t see how you can get swallowed while by a 15 meter titan and just slide down its throat. Why don’t you stick your blades in its tongue, climb to its mouth and zoom on out. Is 3DMG ruined by water? Is that why people just sit in a titan’s stomach and boil to death instead of just flying out its mouth?
>You can ship adopted siblings (Mikasa X Eren)
>You can ship a teenager and a thirty something year old (Eren X Levi)
>You can ship humans with their mortal enemies (EMA X BRA)
>You can’t ship one teenage monster with another because one of them is gay and that’s wrong (Eren X Ymir)
There you have it. I summed up why this fandom, like most fandoms, is awful. Prove me wrong (protip: you can’t).
Soul, tell us what you hate about the Tumblr JoJo fandom.
Oh boy, where to start.
1. The fucking fujoshit shipping of characters that makes no goddamn sense. The main ones being Jonathan/Dio, Jotaro/DIO and Josuke/Rohan. Seriously what the fuck, DIO is the biggest asshole in the universe, who would ever want him, much less the people he’s hurt, betrayed and killed? And Rohan is just a fucking asshole, but that doesn’t matter to tumblards because “Oh his sexy midriff and stupid painbrush hair so cute omg i can’t even so dying”
2. Most of the fanart is pretty bad. Like DeviantArt levels of bad. And when there’s good fanart it’s mostly the same characters. I rarely see any Mariah, Suzie Q, Sugar Mountain, Daiya and others.
3. Most of the cosplays are pretty damn ugly. How many skinny Josephs are we gonna get before people stop butchering the character.
4. People post the SAME panels from the manga every time they read it. It’s even worse for the anime episode because most people don’t have the decency to take proper screencap and instead go for streaming sites in 480p. Just wonderful.
5. People try to mix JoJo with everything. I’m not bashing on crossovers, I find them quite amusing most of them time. I’m referring to things that have vague poses and people instantly go “OMG JOJO POSE!” or that fucking pizza that sounds like “Giorno” or that stupid cartoon that sounds like “DIO”. That doesn’t take any work, it’s not that funny and chances are people have heard it a thousand times already. Like that time when Princess Zelda made a very vague Killer Queen pose and everyone kept spamming the same thing, with very little to no effort in it.
That’s basically the jist of it. But you can just browse the “jjba” tag and see for yourself the trainwreck that is the Tumblr JoJo fandom. It’s the worse thing to happen since the butchered plot to the Phantom Blood movie.
Thank you for your insight, Soul. You help fuel my hate of moronic teenage girls.
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